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Are Diamonds REALLY a girls best friend.? (Offensive to some)?

The following is a short, amusing, and true story, as seen recently by millions of viewers on a Spanish television channel. The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter's name forward for a popular surprise game show. She idolized teeny-bopper pop star Ricky Martin, and it was arranged for TV cameras to be discreetly placed throughout the house. The house was then left empty, except for the pop star left hiding in the girls bedroom closet--all set to give the girl a wonderful surprise when she arrived home from school. Meanwhile, the parents were in the show's studio, in front of a live audience. Upon coming home from school, the daughter didn't go striaght to her room and open the closet as expected. Instead, she began to search the house, calling out the names of family members, trying to determine whether she was alone in the house. After deciding she was indeed home alone, the daughter went into the kitchen and took a large container of pate(pa-tay) from the refridgerator--while the TV audience was left wondering just what was going on. The girl then went upstairs to her bedroom, but instead of finding the surprise waiting in the closet, she removed all her clothes, and then spread the pate all over her naughty place. It is important to remember that Ricky Martin is still in the closet, her parents are watching with a room full of strangers, and half of Spain is seeing a nubile young girl, stark naked on the bed, with pate all over her crotch. As if the situation was not already shocking enough, the daughter then call the family dog to her bedroom, who obediently trots up the stairs to the bedroom and settles down to enjoy his favorite meal. At this point, the broadcast is abruptly cut off, and the girls' parents are left sitting in a deadly quiet TV studio full of strangers and TV execs, while a few million Spaniards were at home wetting their pants with laughter. Sales of pate have reportedly skyrocketed. What we really want to know, though, is what did Ricky Martin do?

Public Comments

  1. wow her parents are stupid. what did i offend some one. you don't put hidden cameras in someones room. and honestly i feel sorry for the poor girl talk about public humiliation. how do you think the parents would feel if a hidden camera was placed in their room and it caught them having sex on television. and why in the hell did the people watch the girl get undressed that long why didn't they pull the plug sooner? the people should be fired. edit: oh its not real. never mind.
  2. I first heard this story but with a surprise party instead about 10 years ago. Plase post a link as it just sounsd like another version of an urban myth.
  3. WTF?! I don't believe it. Show me a news link or something. That's friggin hilarious. I would kill myself! What does that have to do with diamonds?
  4. i asked this similar question a day or so ago ..please go and answer it for me..
  5. It's not true, read this..http://www.gettingit.com/article/556
  6. OMG!! is that actuli true?? cz if it it is...that is da funniest thing iv herd in a while!! have a star!!!
  7. I cant believe thats true! That had me laughing for 5 minutes! 11/10!
  8. It would be quite funny if it were true http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/peanutbutter.asp in short, it's a crock..... If we are talking about imaginary stuff, that is quite tame compared to what my imagination can come up with.
  9. omg thats so embarassing, what a stupid idea in the first place
  10. I'll be your dog
  11. I agree it can't be true, if it was the plug should have been pulled the second she started to undress, a TV show (supposedly a family show if it was featuring a teenager as a contestant) wouldn't have allowed it to continue if they ever wanted to air their show again. If by any chance it is true it must have been extremely embarrassing for the girl, she would never be able to look any of her school mates in the face again. I feel for her!
  12. Haahahhaaaa, feckin brilliant jim
  13. pmsl most appropiate i thought starred
  14. how would you get through that could you ever look her in the eye again and how would be able to keep your hands off her ? i really am shocked i dont know what i would do ? i think you would have to move you couldnt live there , well i know i couldnt brill story have a star
  15. Yuk!
  16. well i guess Ricky didn't come out, he probably enjoyed the show, pmsl hun have a star xxxxxxxxxxx
  17. Ha ha that dog has got very expensive taste!! I should say Ricky Martin was Never Gonna Give Her Up!! :-)))
  18. Roflmfto....where do you find these amazing stories...I didn't think I would laugh as much as I did in your earlier postings Jim, but this one beats the feckin lot....Here doggie...come see what mama's got for ya...hahahahaahahaa
  19. He couldn't still be in the closet JJ....could he??? lol. I have heard that he 'came out of the closet' quite some time ago nudge nudge!! Ah the poor girl.
  20. that cant be true but it sure is funny as $hit!!! starred!!
  21. There's also a rumor that Ricky Martin is gay so I guess he's still in the closet! LOL !
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