Bedroom Talk

What did God do on his day of rest?

Did he have a lie in? Did he get down the golf course? Did he go to Cheshire Oaks? Did he take his kids to a theme park? Did he measure up for bedroom furniture at Ikea? Did he go to church? I do wonder. For those of you who gave 'non-stupid answers' - do yo see what you are up against? For those humourous and mischievious of you - also, do you see what you are up against?

Public Comments

1. watched bruce almighty.
2. Did a couple lines and kicked back.
3. Watched coronation street omnibus??
4. rolled a fat J
5. he made me, and things haven't been the same since.
6. The better question would be is that if god is infinite and all powerful, why would he need to rest?
7. Nah he watched the footy!!!
8. He rested. He did this to set the pattern for us - our week comes from God's 6 days of creation and 1 day of rest.
9. I know, he was taking a hit from his blessed bong.
10. He went out to buy a coke but on the way got fined for speeding. That's why there is suffering in the world.
11. football and beer !, it was Sunday after all
12. Well if i were him i'd have made a wife who looked like Sophia Loren...
13. He took a big greasy dump. (It was also your birthday, interestingly enough).
14. he went bowling with Zeus, Vishnu, Set, and Odin.....
15. I am rolling from my elephant! I don't understand.
16. he sure as hell wasn't answering dumb questions like this baby!
17. He went to home depot then to bed bath and beyond before hunting with his buddy from college where he studied interior design.
18. Who cares? Anyway, that was gazillions of gigayears ago.
19. I like your name very much. He rested because that's what it says innit doh I'm pretty sure Austin powers wouldn't use the word dumb , as it's not really and English slang word. Just a small and very important point.
20. had a big hearty mail and spent it with those he loved :)
21. If any of you with the smart*** answers did one-tenth of the work or good in your lifetime that He did, I would be truly amazed. Now, if you would like an appropriate answer, if you had done all that He did, you would rest too and by rest, I mean the literal translation of resting, relaxing and enjoying the beauty of what He created. Just think of an artist who completes a painting or a writer who finishes a book, they stop and reflect on what they have accomplished and take a well earned reprieve from all the work. If you look at your question you would know that there were no golf courses or Ikeas or Chesire Oaks etc. at that time. There was only a beautiful, unspoiled world filled with all the wonders of nature. Have yourself a good day.
22. He rested, then watched Corrie ! ! !
23. 23 hour orgasm with his angels
24. He thought 'right, now let's think of ways to make people feel guilty for being human - that'll teach 'em for following the nature I gave them'.
25. Hello Scraggle...: Luke 4:16 And he came to Nazareth, where he had been brought up: and, as his custom was, he went into the synagogue on the sabbath day, and stood up for to read. Ticlesh
26. If you are humble, please... Pray to God to know the truth with great faith and do what is right for you and sometimes, things can be right in your point of view but wrong in Public point of view so Basically, just pray about it for the Good Answer to feel the more love of God, and try to do the God's will first always And I have true testimony of true God Please, just try to understand the fundamental... If you think, why so much trouble and pain in this world…? Then there is only one reason, without pain, No pleasure and without pleasure, no pain. So without them, we cannot enjoy this life so always we need them in our development towards the perfection of God. So-so, you use pain and pleasure instead of pain and pleasure use you. And It is Wonderful… wonderful nature for us by the true… God. And we all make mistakes so it is hard to look for star in daylight. So just in faith… it is possible. Like that the faith in true God. And If you think, even expert can be wrong then you have to make the fine research in all most everything so It is hard and some time, it is impossible to achieve so Why we need inappropriate action to find the owner of higher power? SO, So, just try to understand, because of Lack of faith in true God, we do not have the great gift of understanding of things so just understand this please. We cannot get anything from nothing so changing something into this perfect state, we need something or someone so all things are spiritually first, to govern everything by God. So, closely, Have a look at this world of wonders of yours and then you know the truth, when you listen to your real voice and then Having a strong desire to do the best every day then stick with the best to do your best. And most importantly, try to be grateful for what you have now and try to know where you come from to have the great gift of understanding and then, have the faith to become the best winner in your life. And this is the best meaning of happy life. And The Low of mercy cannot rob the Low of justice so God provided the way to our salvation to overcome our sin so Jesus Christ sacrifice is much needed to return to live with God, because God is perfect in perfection so Jesus Christ is our savior to pay our punishment of our sin so-so Because of the perfect love of god for you. So God gave Jesus Christ for us ~ FOR US ~ Well, It is the time to make the great decision. Good luck. <<<<The power is focus with the great mindset >>>> If you are interested, I gladly encourage you to visit the http://www.mormon.org web side for your spiritual support. Thanks for the opportunity.
27. Went to go get a Diet Coke but got fined for speeding.That's why there is suffering in the world or maybe just polishing the sun so it can shine very brightly.
28. In my opinion he does not deserve a day to rest,because he is laziest person in the universe other wise Why would so many children suffer with diseases/natural disasters?.
29. Well, regretted everything he'd done on the last six days, according to his subsequent actions!