Bedroom Talk

Kid's joke....he he he...?

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bas tards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bas tards who are getting on, get your low-income as ses in the train, cause we are going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She then hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pis sed off about the TWO HOURS delay, please see the bi tch in the kitchen." he he he....howzzat?

Public Comments

1. welcome back Baby
2. hahaha that is funny, thanks for the laugh.
3. Yes, that's the way u do it. Very good. lol..
4. welcome back....nice one
5. nice real good.
6. nice one
7. I had to chuckle on that.... I can jsut imagine my 4 year old twins doing something like that in another year or so....
8. XD haha!!!
9. i had a good laugh
10. So cute
11. ah! its the best joke
12. thats hilarious
13. he he he he... i think i've heard it before but its F***ing awesome!!! I love it!
14. A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
15. Whoa... Now, this is a CooL joke
16. hehehere
17. Kids' joke.................hahahahaha.... .....hohohohoho........kids are kids and that's why we love them. i am sorry.......... i can't stop laughing.......... oh.....BABy......love you.
18. LOL. Bad Boy! LOL. Have a great Sunday!
19. hola!!! make my stomach ache!! lolssssss toooooooo funny